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Rejects... some with reasons

Matt says "These are the funny pics that were funny but just didnt quite cut it, as opposed to not funny or crap and binned. These pics nearly made it but if you think I am sorting this lot out and making em look pretty then you have another think coming!

  Good...but too old!
 
Morbidity again...if I were drunk it would be funny!
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  It might be just me but I dont find suicide funny
  Not quite there!


Main Entry: 1re·ject
Pronunciation: ri-'jekt
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin rejectus, past participle of reicere, from re- + jacere to throw -- more at JET
1 a : to refuse to accept, consider, submit to, take for some purpose, or use b : to refuse to hear, receive, or admit : REBUFF, REPEL c : to refuse as lover or spouse
2 obsolete : to cast off
3 : THROW BACK, REPULSE
4 : to spew out
5 : to subject to immunological rejection synonym


Acceptance upon Rejection

Dear Mr. Smythe,

Thank you for your letter of the 17th inst. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your Companys outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following my four week notice period. I look forward to seeing you then.

Sincerely,

I.P.Knightly